Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.
If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we've been together for ages, and we've got that extreme comfortability, I'm definitely trying this once.
24 Comments
velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 2y
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 60 pts · 2y
You've never licked the beaters?
Did your parents keep you in oubliette?
velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Micromot@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y
Whatever you use for stirring, didn't you lick that after the batter is done?
velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y
Or an Iron Maiden?
I hope you're not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
not a prisoner but a free (wo)man
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I weep for you
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 45 pts · 2y
If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.
atomicorange@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.
Resistentialism@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we've been together for ages, and we've got that extreme comfortability, I'm definitely trying this once.
Ravi@feddit.de · 43 pts · 2y
"Kiss"
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 2y
yeah this is the PG version of "where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?"
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y
Ask that pudding cup
👁️👃👁️
👅
Feirdro@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
A special kiss
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Australian kiss, "Down Under"
TurboDiesel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 2y
said no one ever lmao I'm lonely
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second
Skaryon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
https://youtu.be/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA
themusicman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I knew this would be in the comments
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
darvocet@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Why?
TotalFat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.
Ahh screw it.. Get the torches and pitchforks!
atomicorange@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.