You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 2y (8 replies)
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 60 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You've never licked the beaters?

Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Micromot@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Whatever you use for stirring, didn't you lick that after the batter is done?

velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
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VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or an Iron Maiden?

I hope you're not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

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HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I weep for you

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

Resistentialism@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we've been together for ages, and we've got that extreme comfortability, I'm definitely trying this once.

Ravi@feddit.de · 43 pts · 2y (5 replies)

"Kiss"

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yeah this is the PG version of "where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?"

bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y

Ask that pudding cup

👁️👃👁️
👅

Feirdro@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A special kiss

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Australian kiss, "Down Under"

TurboDiesel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 2y

said no one ever lmao I'm lonely

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second

Skaryon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)
themusicman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I knew this would be in the comments

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darvocet@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why?

TotalFat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.

Ahh screw it.. Get the torches and pitchforks!

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.