I'm mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge
Me: alright pickles and mayo will have to do.
This also happens when I’m not high
I don't need to be high for that
I like to call them "Schrödinger's snacks".
They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time
Steal the food your brother bought for himself dilichious😋
Well, you took a swing at it. 🤷♂️
I tried kelp milk, it wasn't good. I went back to duck milk.
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Everything in moderation
Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s
Don't do drugs.
It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out
No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.
Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.
You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao
Thanks for pointing out that I don't do drugs, I guess?
In many places weed is illegal, so it's objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M'kay?
M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.
Touching your pee pee is normal, M'kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don't have to be ashamed of it, M'kay?
18 Comments
nyjan@feddit.de · 52 pts · 2y
I'm mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Me: alright pickles and mayo will have to do.
shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
This also happens when I’m not high
tja@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
I don't need to be high for that
explodicle@local106.com · 9 pts · 2y
I like to call them "Schrödinger's snacks".
hkerr159@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time
covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Steal the food your brother bought for himself dilichious😋
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
Well, you took a swing at it. 🤷♂️
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
I tried kelp milk, it wasn't good. I went back to duck milk.
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
I went back to duck milk
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 2y
ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Everything in moderation
Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · -12 pts · 2y
Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s
Don't do drugs.
Graphine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out
Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · -5 pts · 2y
No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.
Graphine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.
You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao
Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · -1 pts · 2y
Thanks for pointing out that I don't do drugs, I guess?
In many places weed is illegal, so it's objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M'kay?
Graphine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.
Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 2y
Touching your pee pee is normal, M'kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don't have to be ashamed of it, M'kay?