What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.

What would you choose and why?

-2 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world

28 Comments

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

Delphia@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

ccunning@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's how my grandpappy went.

Delphia@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I was there, I seent it!

circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold

DerpyPoint@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Not my poop.

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Wash it first

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

gregorum@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

In a joking way. It was a goof.

Damaskox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.

Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

If I had a choice, neither.

nobleshift@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
Emperor@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yeah, but you'd rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?

Not_Alec_Baldwin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yeah I'm as confident about the shit chocolate as this guy is about the chocolate shit.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

Chocolate flavoured shit.

outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.

mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.

jacobaaron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

What a shitty question! 😂

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.

shroomaroomboom@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔

msokiovt@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 315d

I'd do poop flavored chocolate, point blank. I've prepared for that somewhat with bean boozled in my past, though there are some "gross" flavors I legitimately liked (dead fish tasting like salmon for me, for example).