If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.
What would you choose and why?
If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.
What would you choose and why?
28 Comments
orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.
Delphia@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.
Correct me if I’m wrong…
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
That's how my grandpappy went.
Delphia@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I was there, I seent it!
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold
DerpyPoint@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Not my poop.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wash it first
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?
vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
If you mix them, they cancel each other out.
gregorum@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.
vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
In a joking way. It was a goof.
Damaskox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.
Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
If I had a choice, neither.
nobleshift@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Emperor@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Yeah, but you'd rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?
Not_Alec_Baldwin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah I'm as confident about the shit chocolate as this guy is about the chocolate shit.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
Chocolate flavoured shit.
outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.
mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.
jacobaaron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What a shitty question! 😂
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.
shroomaroomboom@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔
msokiovt@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 315d
I'd do poop flavored chocolate, point blank. I've prepared for that somewhat with bean boozled in my past, though there are some "gross" flavors I legitimately liked (dead fish tasting like salmon for me, for example).