Geologists are scrambling to explain this

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hOrni@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (11 replies)

The Rock, Chris Rock and Meth Rock.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Thanks, I didn't know who the white guy is. Is he worth checking?

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (9 replies)

If you aren't being sarcastic, it's kid rock.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Wait, I thought Kid Rock is the guy in the middle. I haven't seen him. For some reason I thought he was black.

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Well, i suppose he... is... an american badass.

But no, he's some white guy that does bad "raps" over other peoples songs.

SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

No, that’s the Undertaker

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

The more you know.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Used to like a few of his tunes, but he's gone so bat-shit, over-the-top right-wing I just don't want to hear him.

I can usually ignore performers personal beliefs, at least a bit, but I do mean to say, he's nuts these days.

gkd@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

There’s the normal “little whacky” that pretty much every major celebrity is. Then there’s whatever the fuck kid rock is now. My god.

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It looks like Chris is trying reaaalllly hard to hold in a redneck joke and Dwayne knows it.

KnightontheSun@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The redneck joke is already on his left.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jroc

HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
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LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

It's hard the believe they're all related

601error@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

Makes sense. You need geological time scales to describe how old that BlackBerry is that the person is holding.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Dwayne Johnson, Chris Rock and a gaping, dribbling asshole with legs?

I'm not seeing the connection.

malloc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Good rock. Cool rock. Trash rock.

Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Jazz in a Geologic Timescale

By

The Chris Kid

Also thats 100% a wax model of chris rock…

Olmai@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Rock and stone

OneSuspiciousBanana@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

namelessdread@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

For Karl!

woobie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Paper and Scissors were unable to attend.

DJDarren@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 2y

Rock Hudson was sadly quite dead by this point.

FrigidAphelion@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
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