Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate? NSFW

Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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28 Comments

SamXavia@kbin.run · 85 pts · 2y (5 replies)

WTF did I just read.

Lag@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.

SamXavia@kbin.run · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol

GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

are you even living?

pootzapie@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

rip

old_ghost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77 pts · 2y

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Even better is Blumpkin Time!

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The challenge was 3days, how long have you been to holding it?!

roo@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.

t_jpeg@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Gets easier after day 7 trust me

datavoid@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I haven't shat in 2 weeks

bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
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FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

oui

ultratiem@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2y

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y

I've shot it over my head before....

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

UtMan1988@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

It's actually both, thank you for asking.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y

Horny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.

Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

downpunxx@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

does it matter

t_jpeg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nothing matters 😔

Alivrah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

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