c/showerthoughts · by t_jpeg@lemmy.world · 2yAre you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate? NSFWSorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind. 126 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
SamXavia@kbin.run · 85 pts · 2y
WTF did I just read.
Lag@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
You can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.
SamXavia@kbin.run · 14 pts · 2y
I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol
GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
are you even living?
pootzapie@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
rip
old_ghost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77 pts · 2y
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting
ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Even better is Blumpkin Time!
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 2y
The challenge was 3days, how long have you been
toholding it?!roo@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.
t_jpeg@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Gets easier after day 7 trust me
datavoid@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
I haven't shat in 2 weeks
bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
oui
ultratiem@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2y
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y
Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
I've shot it over my head before....
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.
UtMan1988@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
It's actually both, thank you for asking.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
Horny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.
downpunxx@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
does it matter
t_jpeg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Nothing matters 😔
Alivrah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Antimatters