The three mice joke.

I just heard this one from a robotic voice on YouTube....I'll make up all the details.

So there were these three mice in a bar just drinking, talking shit about humans and boasting about how they each was better than the other at being superior.

One says, " well, whenever they put that blue shit for rats, I crumble it all over the place and eat their peanut butter!"

The other one says " oh yeah? Well they try to catch me with their biggest trap, I go on my back and bench press it 200 times!, and then I eat their cheese 🧀!"

Then finally the last one, who was already done drinking and at the door already leaving says: " I don't have time for this nonsense! I gotta go. I need to go fuck that cat 😺!