Because we grind the dildos 3 times in a very complex process. So the wooden dildo is already silky smooth. In addition, our products are coated with a varnish. This means that the wood does not absorb any moisture, the varnish seals the wood completely and makes it impossible for splinters to come off.
(But I wouldn't trust wood for that use case in any capacity.)
10 Comments
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Isn't that where the "riding a broomstick" thing came from in the first place?
Seigest@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
I rember hearing this on the myths and legends podcast. They also lubed it with ground up herbs to get high.
plistig@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y
You need German quality "brooms": https://wood-fun.de/en
jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
Aren't porous materials like wood a bad idea for that use case?
plistig@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y
Their FAQ says:
(But I wouldn't trust wood for that use case in any capacity.)
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Sounds painful
hstde@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y
Not if you seal it with varnish
Risk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
PAIGE... yes?
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I don't know that master splinter go out with a witch
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 3 pts · 2y
Genital warts