fly, you fool!

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10 Comments

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I'm just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

I don't know about your local customs, but where I come from, it's actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow@programming.dev · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y

(Me coming back with the wrong onions)

FOOL OF A TOOK!

Gork@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I'm not the smartest person.

Hupf@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Manmikey@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Child hood trauma resurfacing....

Little me using all my text adventure skills....

/West

/South

/West

/West

"You enter the vegetable isle"

/Look

"You see carrots potatoes and cabbage"

/Search onions

"Sorry I don't know [onions]"

😰

"You hear a loud voice shouting"

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

/Search onion

"You have found onion"