worse than dad jokes

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4 Comments

Mothra@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

But it's a cute cat. That's makes up for it!

mycatiskai@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can use a pitchfork on the babies.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How many dead babies are in a truckload?

Depends on how many parts they're in.

mycatiskai@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y

If they are in too many parts you're going to need a shovel.