The pick-up artist

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32 Comments

VegaLyrae@kbin.social · 213 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Accidentally made a hot-girl union.

Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Apes babes together strong

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How do you get those crossed out words?

Nice comment by the way

dukk@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 2y

In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It's a blind group date.

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Competitor to the Attractive Girls Union?

VegaLyrae@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union

Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 106 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way

snipe_at@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y (2 replies)

guy shooting his shotgun

Classy@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner

L4rr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain?

flerp@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Casting a wide net, as they say

irmoz@reddthat.com · 67 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once

VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero πŸ›πŸ›πŸ›

som@lemm.ee · 64 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bro was aoe farming

Evotech@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Pulled too much aggro sadly

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I prefer AoE2

zzx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

AoE4 is pretty cool too though

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 61 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Guys it’s called efficiency

FleetingTit@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

No, it's called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do.

Norgur@kbin.social · 37 pts · 2y

When getting a date isn't even worth copy pasting to you, you aren't worthy of the tiddies.

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y

Souls-like difficulty setting.

TheBig2023Meltdown@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

Collateral damage

VicentAdultman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

The Bachelor with social anxiety

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Better luck next time.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

The Boomhauer method.

Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Dudes rock!

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Man I'm so lost by this

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat.

rosymind@leminal.space · 14 pts · 2y

He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment)