He then proceeded to put the unopened Bible back in the closet until Church next Christmas or Easter and reattached the mask to his very real CPAP machine. The libruls have been owned.
That's obvious. If he had ever opened the Bible, he might remember the section about containing infectious diseases (Leviticus 13). The Word of God says you're supposed to cover your face and social distance/quarantine to prevent outbreaks.
For me it's because the Bible can't do shit to help him, but he still pretends it can by wrapping it around the actual life-saving device made by scientists.
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NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
He then proceeded to put the unopened Bible back in the closet until Church next Christmas or Easter and reattached the mask to his very real CPAP machine. The libruls have been owned.
CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
That's obvious. If he had ever opened the Bible, he might remember the section about containing infectious diseases (Leviticus 13). The Word of God says you're supposed to cover your face and social distance/quarantine to prevent outbreaks.
LastJudgement@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y
Why is this so fucking funny omg
loutr@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
For me it's because the Bible can't do shit to help him, but he still pretends it can by wrapping it around the actual life-saving device made by scientists.
pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
God gave him sleep apnea why is he trying to fix it
4am@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Your body already has a lung system
bestusername@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 2y
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I believe this isn't his first time huffing leather polish.
mojo@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
This definitely looks like satire
BatrickPateman@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
What’s with that bookmark? Looks like he hasn’t even got to Genesis yet.
tillimarleen@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Jesus!