You wouldn't steal a handbag! You wouldn't steal a car! You wouldn't steal a baby! You wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet! You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet! And then, send it to the grieving policeman's widow! And then, steal it again!
6 Comments
Calculate2093@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
You can’t do that, it’s illegal!
phi1997@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
Of course not. They're ugly
SniffBark@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Oh man this brings back some memories…
Kutsuya@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
NFT? More like no fucking thanks
One_Large_Dumple@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Oh yes I would!
i_cant_sports@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
You wouldn't steal a handbag!
You wouldn't steal a car!
You wouldn't steal a baby!
You wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet!
You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet!
And then, send it to the grieving policeman's widow!
And then, steal it again!