c/programmer_humor · by jeff@programming.dev · 3yI am your Scrum Master! https://files.catbox.moe/qeqgva.mp4Help help! He's measuring my velocity! 97 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
5 Comments
IWriteDaCode@programming.dev · 19 pts · 3y
"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line
pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 3y
Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.
marcos@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Do you go around measuring people's velocity?
pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3y
I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.
ako946659661@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.
I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.
Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.
Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....