c/lemmyshitpost · by Void_Sloth@lemmy.world · 2yWelcome too... 582 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 2y
Okay I'll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn't illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
But I don't want to fuck a dog robot
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
Ew no.
Gimme R2-D2.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Is that an offer, or?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
That's a command
jettrscga@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
See that's on you
zik@zorg.social · 8 pts · 2y
With the right attitude, any robot's a sexbot.
...and my robot vacuum's looking mighty fine right now.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
There's no law saying you can't fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻♂️
bjg13@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
They said we'd have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I'm calling bullshit.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
In Night City, you can be cum
embed_me@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
What can I say? It's a dog ride dog world
elvith@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
Instructions unclear, d...og stuck in robot
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
First there was manpig now robodog = algore said that just trust me bro
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Uhm actually it’s manbearpig, and I don’t get why you aren’t serial about it.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
OMIGOD Manbearpig killed kenny. You bastards
Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
And this is how transformers are made.
teuast@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
when you romance curie in fallout 4
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Not Gilda?
xia@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
We have seen the future, and the future is weird.
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Why did you crop out the top "Revolt against" part of the caption?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
fuck yes
grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuQqlhqAUuQ
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