Twist: they're all humans in bear costumes
I'd just settle for one night of good sleep.
Have you tried a bear outfit?
Have you tried getting a bear outfit fitted as a cephalopod?
And if the bears find out and rip you to pieces? I would consider that a bonus!
As a bonus, you’ll be counted as a missing person so when you reappear in spring, people will be so relieved you can resume your life!
ah mauled to death by bears. I've heard worse plans ngl
Wake me up when the flowers bloom
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vim_b@lemmy.ml · 49 pts · 2y
Twist: they're all humans in bear costumes
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I'd just settle for one night of good sleep.
perviouslyiner@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Have you tried a bear outfit?
octoperson@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Have you tried getting a bear outfit fitted as a cephalopod?
Nacktmull@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Thorry84@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
And if the bears find out and rip you to pieces? I would consider that a bonus!
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
As a bonus, you’ll be counted as a missing person so when you reappear in spring, people will be so relieved you can resume your life!
set_secret@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
ah mauled to death by bears. I've heard worse plans ngl
bear@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Wake me up when the flowers bloom
NotSpez@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
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