c/lemmyshitpost · by Slow@lemmy.today · 2yWhat will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle? 133 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 2y
Banana
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Hold the green tortoise shell on the back of my car. I'm not going to attack him when his dog is on the bike as well, but the fuckers not getting past me.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Wario?
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Fall back, then use the blue shell.
Nice try Mario... ^Sorry^ ^dog.^
UtMan1988@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Go back to my dealer and get more
Ravi@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Shout at him that he should get a kart, as it should be.
Damaskox@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
I'd pull down the window and waved at them, happily!
TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
no way he can see in that thing lol.