Alleged pickleball masturbator nabbed after Columbia Pike peeping incident

https://www.arlnow.com/2023/11/08/alleged-pickleball-masturbator-nabbed-after-columbia-pike-peeping-incident/

A man whose stroke on the pickleball court was most unwelcome has allegedly been identified and arrested. Police say a 49-year-old Arlington resident was taken into custody Monday after a peeping incident along Columbia Pike Friday night. Just before 7 p.m. Friday, according to Arlington County police, the man was spotted masturbating while peeping into

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Hobbes@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

What a headline.

torknorggren@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

9/10. Needs at least one pickle innuendo.

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

A man caught jerkin his gherkin was possibly wearing a merkin.