Birding is Voyeurism.

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miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 93 pts · 2y (2 replies)

All I'm doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what's so wrong about that?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.

miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y

Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. "SEX! Sex over here!"

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

at_an_angle@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

(Erm....ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It's usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I've seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.

That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Are people hunting with 50 cats?

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

I've never seen it, but I'm sure there are some furry armies out there.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 55 pts · 2y

aport@programming.dev · 42 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community

Zorque@kbin.social · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Whatever you say, pervert.

D_C@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....

aport@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn't make me a pervert 😤

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y

I learned that from Bob's Burgers.

Fester@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y

Ornithology? More like hornithology.

Cyv_@kbin.social · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Its just catfishing horny birds

unreachable@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

catbirdfishing

catbirding?

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I'd do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates

ladicius@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But you did get all the frog mates?

Come on, buddy, don't let us hanging.

Lamb@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

She*

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y

Yes, I was drowning in frogussy

pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com · 9 pts · 2y (8 replies)

@fossilesque wow what is duck hunting then

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez

cm0002@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Same thing, but you say "Aha, I see you through my sights!" instead

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also then you murder the bird.

So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we're sticking to the analogy...

pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com · 1 pts · 2y

@ivanafterall @cm0002 @fossilesque yeah i was trying to figure out how to tell them they missed a step

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

@fossilesque actually interesting af

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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pinkyfloyd@pleroma.payfrit.com · 4 pts · 2y

@fossilesque this information was not included in saturday morning cartoons.

i wonder if there was something else going on between Daffy, Bugs, and Elmer.