Anon watches a movie in 2050

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 126 pts · 2y (6 replies)

By 2050, movies would become vertical and under 1 minute long.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I hate you

Lev_Astov@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I hate the people who have allowed this to become popular.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They have to be longer, allowing extra time for bullshit nonsense telling us to smash that like and subscribe button.

funkless@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

like today how movies are 6 hours long but only 4 of them are Scorsese jerking off?

Furball@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

They will be made horizontal but converted to vertical by putting subway surfers gameplay underneath

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

It sounds like a one minute movie to me

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nice try, but all movies by 2050 will be strings of 15 second advertisements that just share a common cast.

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

While a mincraft speedrun plays on a separate screen

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Aren't Disney movies already advertisements?

corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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PDFuego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It doesn't sound too far-fetched, I stopped watching MCU stuff with Age of Ultron and have never seen a Star Wars movie. If you told me that the next big release (probably not the Marvels because nobody seems to care about that) ended with a Star Wars crossover tease I would absolutely believe you. And all that Spiderman stuff HAS happened as far as I know, just with figuratively jerking each other off rather than literally.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y

“Be sure to collect your complimentary jar of Captain America™ or Brigadier General Marvel™ sauce on the way out. Creamy Alfredo with a hint of pineapple or spicy warm marinara, you decide!” *note acceptance of sauce constitutes acceptance of terms and conditions for Disneylife™

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

“The Disneys”

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bold of then to assume movies by then won't be full-on advertisements for the most useless products that have a 90000% price markup. And that they'll last more than a minute as to accommodate the average attention span being so atrocious that focusing on anything will be impossible.

Vlhacs@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

It's already here. It's called the Michael Bay Transformer movies.

uid0gid0@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

You need to clarify if you meant Champions of Europe or Captain Britain specifically.

Fwoggey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

This is gold MeatCanyon material

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

By then, Sony and Morbius will have been owned by Disney too

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Disney will be the only one left and the only one allowed to release movies. All movies are Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar Cars & Toy Story sequels.

Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

Not enough twitch and Fortnite and emoji references.

Itte@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

captain Europe

im fucking dead lmao

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Verification Can 2

Kerandir@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Guys do I need to worry if i think I could like this movie? Waiting for 2050.