c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2yOopsie! 620 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 80 pts · 2y
It won’t work for all girls, but it will work for the right girl.
rosymind@leminal.space · 18 pts · 2y
It would absolutely have worked on me... back in the day
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 55 pts · 2y
"Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden."
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
It's not the size of your arboretum...
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
It's not the growth of your trees
It's the arrangement of your gardens
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y
Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 2y
gvsteve@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y
She knows the botanical gardens are free access but pretends not to
frickineh@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Shit, it's $15 per person in Denver. An annual pass would work on me for sure. I have the zoo and the science museum but a girl can only afford so many memberships.
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There's always Hudson Gardens.
I guess $15 isn't given how much there is to see.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
Phipps in Pittsburgh, which is wonderful, is not free and I have 100% taken multiple dates there and its always a panty-dropper
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Not all of them, obvs
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 2y
I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.
We went on many more dates.
omgarm@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y
And you're currently married?
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y
No, but unfortunately, he was.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Ah shoot. Didn't see that coming.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I bought a botanical garden pass last year. Solid deal.
Much of it goes to upkeep and giving a job to Betty, a 70yo cashier.
CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y
He must use Arch.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Me with my annual state park pass
FrigidAphelion@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y