Oopsie!

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19 Comments

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 80 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It won’t work for all girls, but it will work for the right girl.

rosymind@leminal.space · 18 pts · 2y

It would absolutely have worked on me... back in the day

cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 55 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden."

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's not the size of your arboretum...

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y

It's not the growth of your trees

It's the arrangement of your gardens

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 2y

gvsteve@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 2y (4 replies)

She knows the botanical gardens are free access but pretends not to

frickineh@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shit, it's $15 per person in Denver. An annual pass would work on me for sure. I have the zoo and the science museum but a girl can only afford so many memberships.

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

There's always Hudson Gardens.

I guess $15 isn't given how much there is to see.

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Phipps in Pittsburgh, which is wonderful, is not free and I have 100% taken multiple dates there and its always a panty-dropper

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Not all of them, obvs

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.

We went on many more dates.

omgarm@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And you're currently married?

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, but unfortunately, he was.

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Ah shoot. Didn't see that coming.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

I bought a botanical garden pass last year. Solid deal.

Much of it goes to upkeep and giving a job to Betty, a 70yo cashier.

CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y

He must use Arch.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
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Classy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Me with my annual state park pass

FrigidAphelion@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
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lurch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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