Don't judge the npc by his appearance. Let's hear him out.

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10 Comments

pleb_maximus@feddit.de · 31 pts · 2y

Okay, I am trying to fight you.

But not because I am a flaming skeleton!

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

"He's not snarling. He's sneezing!"

ikapoz@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

And seriously, I know I’m making it warm in here but can y’all put your shirts back on? This is getting weird.

sammytheman666@ttrpg.network · 11 pts · 2y

As long as hes not into hugs

Jesus_666@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y

I love how "Everyone Calm Down" is a whole game line.

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Well ok maybe I wanted to burn everything down but I got better! Trust me!

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

It's tough being a flaming skeleton.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

Dude's literally screaming for help and running up to the party's cleric but the fighter, barbarian and sorcerer just start beating his flaming, boney ass.

Flushmaster@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 2y

How about we discuss those heros in the foreground? Conan-core "armor is for wimps" beefcake/cheesecake aesthetic featuring brown hiphugger jeans, and all illustrated by someone who has no clue how to world a real weapon. Also wtf is the woman even posing with (because I am not going to suggest she's"wielding "it)? Maybe it's a staff and her ridiculous pose can be attributed to somatic casting, at which point maybe the one in the middle is a bard doing a stripper sword dance with that terrible stance. Left dude still needs to choke up with his right hand if he wants any kind of power on his swing.

Damaskox@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Fighting baddies is fun and games but I'd argue you could get interesting material out of sitting down with them once in a while to have a little chat!