Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. Iām talking if thereās more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.
Apply inside. They usually donāt do online applications.
Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.
Itās much more fulfilling than slaving away and āgrowingā for some other muhfucker.
At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckinā riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.
35 Comments
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 129 pts · 2y
Nice to see there are some military members who aren't so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 2y
I've never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 60 pts · 2y
So you are in the military
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Probably the japanese one
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What color is your favorite flavor?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Orange
vivadanang@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
signal soldier I see.
tryptaminev@feddit.de · 35 pts · 2y
How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can't condition him to wear an uniform and shave?
dsemy@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
You'd be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair
justabigemptyhole@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin
ALostInquirer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Would specialized velcro for beards help?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
IKR?! š
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
lol
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
That's most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.
turkalino@lemmy.yachts · 7 pts · 2y
The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don't look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Exactly. It's the lower enlisted people who haven't been in as long and aren't fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.
TooLazyDidntName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That and the guard!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · -5 pts · 2y
Men, it's just a job.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
A small step for meh
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And a giant leap for mehkind.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
š§ļøš IT'S RAINING MEH, HALLELUJAH! IT'S RAINING MEH
db2@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 2y
Someone's bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 2y
Sir, this is the Air Force...we donāt do that sort of thing.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
*Chair Force
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Abso-fucking-lutely
Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
The commute is only 20 minutes? Is that society or a utopia?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.
Squid@lemmings.world · -15 pts · 2y
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. Iām talking if thereās more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.
Apply inside. They usually donāt do online applications.
Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.
Itās much more fulfilling than slaving away and āgrowingā for some other muhfucker.
At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckinā riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Itās funny you say that. I havenāt had a haircut in almost 2 years. :p
I want one, I just donāt want sit for it.
llii@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
I feel this, although it's just 2 months for me.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I've never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I'm sorry for you. Now finish up my coffee order, I have work to do!