You know who you are

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33 Comments

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What about a banana?

Checks username

....oh

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

no

Rentlar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

mario cdi

No

fireweed@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Meanwhile I'm over here amazed that if you replaced the ¢ with $, the menu would be instantly updated to current restaurant prices.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Those aren't prices, they're age restrictions

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (17 replies)

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (9 replies)

That's almost certainly a girl cat though

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Saying girls can't be gay and eat hotdog?

Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐

SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

...grey and dark grey are both grey lol

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That's like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That’s Lt. Danjus.

He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That works for me too.

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

Blackout@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

I'm sorry! Please, can I have one now?

sirico@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y

Nooooo I can change stop being such a cun...constable I was going to say constable!

kingludd@lemmy.basedcount.com · 2 pts · 2y

no soup for you.

wal_kr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It is no coincidence, but a consequence of strategic shitpostery

BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Do you even know how hot dogs are made? Did me a favor tbh...

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Crush up some biomass and fit it in a butt tube.

BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They use artificial tubing these days... so you aren't even getting the full aroma...

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Artificial butt tubing is better

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't want your oscer mier wiener having ass

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Well now you'll certainly not get a hot dog