Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell
In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.
33 Comments
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
What about a banana?
Checks username
....oh
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Rentlar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No
fireweed@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Meanwhile I'm over here amazed that if you replaced the ¢ with $, the menu would be instantly updated to current restaurant prices.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Those aren't prices, they're age restrictions
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
That's almost certainly a girl cat though
creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Saying girls can't be gay and eat hotdog?
Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
...grey and dark grey are both grey lol
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That’s Lt. Danjus.
He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That works for me too.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
Blackout@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
I'm sorry! Please, can I have one now?
sirico@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
Nooooo I can change stop being such a cun...constable I was going to say constable!
kingludd@lemmy.basedcount.com · 2 pts · 2y
no soup for you.
wal_kr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It is no coincidence, but a consequence of strategic shitpostery
BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Do you even know how hot dogs are made? Did me a favor tbh...
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Crush up some biomass and fit it in a butt tube.
BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
They use artificial tubing these days... so you aren't even getting the full aroma...
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Artificial butt tubing is better
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I don't want your oscer mier wiener having ass
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Well now you'll certainly not get a hot dog