The Season of Warmth and Hope

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28 Comments

disposabletentacle@kbin.social · 144 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

Jaytreeman@kbin.social · 53 pts · 2y

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

Poe's law in action

agitatedpotato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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AlphaAutist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It’s a satire account

LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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flashgnash@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a parody account you guys...

Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

phew

Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2y

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

whileloop@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

cumcum69@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y

i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

alphapuggle@programming.dev · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

thorbot@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

Fades@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Thank you Dr. PP

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I got their tip riiight heeere

ridethisbike@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Dick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Well now you spoiled the surprise!

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We'll leave this tool for later!

swab148@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

thorbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Pics for proof?

Bye@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

this cannot be a real tweet

dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
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sour@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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