There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

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22 Comments

N0body@sh.itjust.works · 60 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you'll still land amongst the strange juices.

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You can lead a rude and unreasonable chicken to strange juice, but you can't make it drink.

BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

Pops@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.

ReeferPirate@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jerk chicken

variants@possumpat.io · 1 pts · 2y

oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Rude unreasonable chicken doesn't have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

misterwu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Try the strange juice

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

kubica@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Will do, thanks.

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

That would be rude

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don't pay your translators enough to properly translate.

LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

Nothings showing up for me?

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