So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
I’m pretty sure that they don’t want to splatter piss on the trailer, regardless. Anyway, there’s this function vehicles can do called “stopping” and truckers are required to do it for several hours each day. At those times, if they’re not lazy pricks, they can pour out their piss bottles or put them in a trash can versus just throwing them on the street or in a parking lot.
70 Comments
SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y
Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y
I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 15 pts · 2y
Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It's real in our dreams at least
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
dangblingus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Certainly gave off weird vibes but I wasn't 100% sure it wasn't just the blur.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It's not illegal to cross post!
RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
It will be when I'm elected.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Good. All these pissposters need to stop complaining
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 38 pts · 2y
Way of the road, Bubs
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y
Fuckin’ way she goes
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What is drunk?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Just recycle please
babyfarmer@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Bless your naive friend
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
I want to see the job posting for this position…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Be the change you want to see
Retrograde@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Pee the change you want to
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
You can keep the change, brother.
x4740N@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a piss generator
EmoBean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We are all piss generators
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
True enough
MartinXYZ@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y
"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
If you bring a child it's free but if you come alone it's $9.99
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
What a deal! I'll take 100
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
👉👈 Uwu pissman
Techmaster@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Everybody knows you're supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
You're supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.
Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You're talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?
spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Why not airdry it overnight. Works best with boiling temperatures ;)
dirtydan@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 2y
Way of the road, Bubs.
Ritsu@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y
It's literally AI art
Dontfearthereaper123@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
It's literally art
HelloHotel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
it's literally a image url /s
HelloHotel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p
SandLight@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
He looks like he'd piss on something he's not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I'm sure he's being his best self.
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
He tries, bless the little fella.
I believe he tries.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Awwwww bless what breed is the little fella. He looks like a wolfhound.
Ibex0@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It's the way of the road.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Use wood pellets. Less smelly.
magnetosphere@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
You'll miss out on PJM's patented olfactory experience then bub.
CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Piss Jug Man is with you, always.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always
over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Where's Shit Bag Man? 🤔
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Shit Bagman is feeling pretty crappy about all these dog poop bags in the park!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
He's out for a dump
downdaemon@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
is this real because i love it
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y
No, look at the shadow. It's AI generated.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
The truck is also odd.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
$5 well spent, can't put a price on piss memories
squiblet@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.
Hubi@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
They're probably just idiots
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Or simply drink it.
Metans@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah it's like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
In the cab? Might as well just piss on the floor then.
squiblet@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Uh, no? You open the door somewhere and pour it on the ground.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Rather dangerous proposition at 80mph.
squiblet@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Why are people acting like vehicles can’t stop? The only choice is to throw a bottle of piss out the window while traveling at highway speeds?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Time is money! Gotta keep on truckin'!!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No more free apple juice for me I guess.
squiblet@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
it splatters all over the back of your car if you do that
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
These aren't cars, they are trucks. They don't even own the back parts.
squiblet@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I’m pretty sure that they don’t want to splatter piss on the trailer, regardless. Anyway, there’s this function vehicles can do called “stopping” and truckers are required to do it for several hours each day. At those times, if they’re not lazy pricks, they can pour out their piss bottles or put them in a trash can versus just throwing them on the street or in a parking lot.