Roll for Initiative! [F] NSFW

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maddin@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

“Wait, how do I do that again? This die? The value is on the character sheet I forgot. Can’t I just attack? You know I’m always wielding my weapon in such situations?…”.

AdultingChaotic@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

"I have dark vision! will that give me advantage?" "Hold on, I need to read my spells"

maddin@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

“In the woods you encounter…” “I’ll chop his head off!” “… beautiful girl!”

AdultingChaotic@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

lmfao! I see you have some experience 😏

maddin@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 3y

You can call me Master if you like 😉

Foexle@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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AdultingChaotic@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 3y

May RNGesus be on your side 😘

Siratonin@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (4 replies)

That one metal d20 looks fucking awesome! What set is that from?

Also hot.

AdultingChaotic@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

It's a stand alone d20 and one of my absolute favorites! It has a tiny dragon inside! found here

Siratonin@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Thank you! I am so buying that. That looks amazing.

knjhu378HNJ@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wouldn't you be worried that it's not balanced? If you're not making the die solid, isn't it incredibly difficult to make sure it's perfectly fair?

Siratonin@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

You need to weight a dice pretty egregiously to see any actually noticable effect on the rolls. As it is, a lot of plastic dice people buy aren't perfectly ballanced either.

As long as it isn't deliberately weighted then it's not a big deal at least as I see it.

Limeey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Typically you roll 1d20 for initiative but I guess we can make an exception for tits

AdultingChaotic@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

ah. well see, when I took the pictures I was thinking I'd do a title like "how about some dice porn" or something to that effect. Then I went to do my posts (this one here, two on reddit- one in nofans and one in gonewild30+) and paused for a moment... considering the audience isn't 100% nerds like me the "dice porn" joke ran risk of being fully missed. So I pivoted to D&D titles, it's worked out ok but my old fully D&D themed pictures got better over all response

and tits sure are exceptional 😁

PubSubSwitch@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

Considering the amount of comments here about the dice I think everyone would definitely open a post titled "dice porn" lol!

mashbooq@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Wow! Those are such nice... dice!

hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Rolls D20, gets 69?!

MrBear@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

I roll a... 6? Damnit! Too distracted by the beauty on display to react quickly, I guess 😇

Hung_N_Busty@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

So...what'd you get?

Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Nothing beats a nice set of pips.

pm_me_pussy_pics@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

I want a close up to see the dice - and maybe something else - in higher detail

nsfw_alt_acc@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

So hot. What AD&D could have been.

dirtyoldman@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

I hope I roll a 69 😘

littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I attack the gazebo.

Wakdem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Nat 1.