while I'd like to think I'd turn down Elongated Muskrat on principle, the reality is that he probably can afford me.
decide amongst yourselves which I'm actually talking about.
As much as I'd like to pretend I'd be above it, ensuring a future for myself and my children would be a priority. Now excuse me while I go brush my teeth cause I just puked in my mouth a little.
I don't like it, but you're right. I probably would sell him a hat.
I so need this on a sweatshirt!
I might have to fire up the 'ol cricut and make this.
That would be sweet, actually.
doesn't this assume that it has a price even if it's too high
is all sex prostitution?
“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.”
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Narrrz@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
while I'd like to think I'd turn down Elongated Muskrat on principle, the reality is that he probably can afford me.
decide amongst yourselves which I'm actually talking about.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
As much as I'd like to pretend I'd be above it, ensuring a future for myself and my children would be a priority. Now excuse me while I go brush my teeth cause I just puked in my mouth a little.
thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I don't like it, but you're right. I probably would sell him a hat.
DogMom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I so need this on a sweatshirt!
QTpi@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I might have to fire up the 'ol cricut and make this.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That would be sweet, actually.
merde@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
doesn't this assume that it has a price even if it's too high
is all sex prostitution?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.”