Replace the criminal justice system with LinkedIn Palmists

Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he's looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.

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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When looking at the hands of fraudster, does the palmist look at their own hands for reference?

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

No, he looked at palms of Elizabeth Holmes among others.

PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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roguetrick@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y

Yeah, this is quality content.

yata@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

Cue "You know, I'm something of a fraudster myself" Willem Dafoe meme.

Narrrz@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I read this on the toilet and was nearly overcome with a powerful urge to shatter my skull against the handbasin.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

I sympathise. Now imagine living in a place where people unironically believe this crap

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y

Comments on the post are hilarious. This guy literally called his “field” research-oriented.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Ridiculous.

A real scientist using Phrenology could easily tell that the guy was prone to committing fraud and bouts of loutishness.

TAG@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

How is Ashneer Grover a "former co-founder"? Is he such a fraudster that he rewrote the past and stopped himself from founding the company?

dabu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What even is a "palmist"?

InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fortune teller kinda scam that pretend to read people's palms.

skele_tron@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I have no idea who the hell downwoted both of you. Maybe you offended one palmist

underwire212@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

This must be satire haha