hashtag blessed

492 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Because the lord loves you .... but if you don't, the LORD WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL AND DAMNATION FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He loves you, and he needs money!

Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Lots of money, but don't ask where it's going

samus12345@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I know that if I have kids, they had better love me or I'm torturing them for all eternity. That's how loving people works, right?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's funny. I always thought it was about trying your best to do things right, allow space for others errors and mistakes, admit when wrong and apologize for it.

But I may be wrong.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, that can't be right, because god is good, so everything he does is good. I know because an old book says so.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Isn't it amazing how earsay works?

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine your legacy being an image macro of the worst photo ever shot of you 🤣

Blackout@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

If I could be so lucky. My grandchildren would be proud.

ApeNo1@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
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samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Mm, pass.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

This is the zombie horror is the left-wing nightmare / vampire horror is the right-wing nightmare paradigm, embodied, isn't it.

Guntrigger@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

Calm down Gob, you skinless freak.