Real Men

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18 Comments

Inari@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y (3 replies)

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Mylemming@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This guy (a unit) was testing

This guy used himself as a unit test

i think you are supposed to find the biggest guy in the office and quiz him.

claymedia@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Test? Pff, push live and wait for someone to complain.

Dirk@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y

Re-deploy without backup!

Can't get complaints if the bug kills the users taps forehead

Move fast and break things!

DrDeadCrash@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

if you're not testing in production, you're not testing production

Yeah, the goal is to avoid testing production.

xavier666@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 3y

The internet has been ruthless with the CEO, but I'm not complaining

If you test in production, you have to be able to handle the pressure.

This humour is kinda dark......but I LIKE it xD

hlqxz@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y

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Even tougher men run production in test environment.

Everyone has a test environment. If your lucky you also have a separate one for production.

I "test" my code, you "test" your code. We are not the same.

Someone send this to Elon, want him to personally test his rockets.

Test with your testes

And they also don't read the manual.

... but they sure cry a lot.