Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?
Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?
14 Comments
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Feral hogs?!
This is why we need fully automatic weapons.
What if 30-50 of them attack?!
Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Okay but unironically that's a legit looming threat for us in the south. They're getting smarter, soon they'll realize they can unionize
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
we have the opossums to protect us
Pantrygheist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
What are the opossums going to do? Eat 50 pounds of ticks?
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Have you seen an opossum after 22.68 kg of ticks? My bet's on the opossums.
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?
FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Well I didn't before you mentioned it.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Someone get Cody on the line. There's been a development in the boar wars
ThankYou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"The Media" won't cover it, but i know someone who will
soot_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Clearly it’s because the possums are overfishing their land and they have to fight back to survive
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
So you're saying the raccoons are rising up against systemic oppression? I dig it.
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 3 pts · 2y
It's the edited image all over again.
Vigilante@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
Hush let us have it
Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Thats an opossum.