c/risa · by ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2yI'm bleeding, making me the victor! 204 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
"Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I'll see you in about 10 years."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
One!
Of us!
Is wearing!
A push up bra!
BeefPiano@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.
Zorque@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
"I'm a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
[shoe squeaking intensifies]
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Potatisen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!
chowdertailz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Weeooweeeoo
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!
Spot@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
I shall change my name to... Betty.
kholby@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
But... isn't Betty...a woman's name?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Does a power kick to the child's chest ..... yes he may return to his studies
Worf: .... these instructors are way too lenient
DrPop@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y
Tiger... Birdie...
Button777777@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Chosen one!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
I'm coming!
HedonismB0t@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
"What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? ... My ass!!"
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
"Kick it"? (Rap beat starts playing)
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
I feel like I'm missing something. I don't understand anything going on in this thread.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It's a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.