You may be entitled to compensation!

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12 Comments

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Woke up without your nards wearing a lampshade? Don’t delay, meow at the law offices of Mittens and Mittens.

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

Should my cat be waking up with his nards wearing a lampshade? Do they make lampshades that small?

Hegar@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y

We called it the Kity Attorney's Office.

Are your humans giving your hard earned food to the outside cat? Contact us at the Kity Attorney's Office.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

1-800-MEOW-NOW

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I believe it was an 877 number.

kiranraine@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

For those that don't know this is caused by whisker fatigue. They don't like their whiskers touching the edge of the bowl bc it hurts or something iirc 😅

Tixanou@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Yeah, the overstimulation of the whiskers may discourage the cat from eating

mdd@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

My bowl is ten inches wide. I can see half an inch of the bottom of the bowl. I want compensation for this pain.

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

No kitty! These are my cheesy poofs!

MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

breaking bad kitty

tslnox@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

Better call Meowl.

wasd4321@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Is it only me or does that cat look like Mike?

corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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