Beans

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39 Comments

_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz · 43 pts · 2y (9 replies)

The most disturbing part is the hotdog's urethra.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra

TWeaK@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I know right? That totally isn't big enough for beans.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat

TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

what that glizzy canyon do?

_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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4am@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Thatโ€™s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Threw up in my mouth a bit ๐Ÿ‘Ž

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

๐Ÿ‘

bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is so cursed

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Holy shit, that's escalating, homes...

Ryan213@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Please let that be one of those "Is it Cake" things!

ClydeT1984@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (6 replies)

British people

AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Those beans don't look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for "sweet brown sugar sauce" so it checks out...

affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

at least we donโ€™t put them on pizza

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I don't think anyone does that tbh

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

This is British beans and sausages.

Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Hotdog straw

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

Yadaran@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Magnificent

Yadaran@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Schlong Island Ice Tea

proper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

British mfers be like: "OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make"

MashedTech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

gon@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ooh vegetarian!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Brown sug sauce

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Single man birthday?

Eric_Pollock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

Perfekt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Blueys favorite drink

Yerbouti@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Upvote because beans.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

How about them beans

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh, we're back to beans are we? Fine. I'm still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don't give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn't put them in a fruit salad, would you?

Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.