Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel

https://www.businessinsider.com/sen-markwayne-mullin-picked-noses-of-colleague-and-spouses-in-israel-2023-11

I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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slurpeesoforion@startrek.website · 57 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

keefshape@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

slurpeesoforion@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

You have vpl, bro.

toasteecup@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

This comment reminds me of the women's pants episode of the it crowd

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y

It was the second line that really sold it.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 2y (5 replies)

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

ericisshort@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can hear faint sounds of Bernie Sanders yelling at you to act like an adult from DC.

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y

I feel bad for anyone remotely reasonable left in politics at this point.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Of course they have standards!

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y

Dumbest fucking timeline.

Hairyblue@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... no it is not, but they share the same temperament.

ericisshort@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (4 replies)

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

theodewere@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

slices of the the same asshole pie

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

ericisshort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

Cort@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y

You can pick any nose you want at least once.

DarkGamer@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

theodewere@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

he's a rapist

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y

Honestly, from definition thst sure makes him one. Classic R....

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Rejoice! The reigns of responsibility have been removed! The uncouth unshackled! Bask in the bliss of the brutish! The waking world wanes as the apethetic applies anesthesia.

TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Reminds me of that SNL Skit

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Hey fun fact: you pinkie is a perfect fit for your nostril

shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com · -42 pts · 2y (9 replies)

And Nancy Pelosi's husband got caught fucking a crazy hippy dude with a hammer. Mmmm, confirmation bias.

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Huh? Tf you rambling on about

shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com · -24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm just posting shit that's just as irrelevant as you

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 2y

Nah, you see I posted a factually correct news article. You posted a spun-up fancy yarn you pulled out of your ass.

Go troll somewhere else. Bye!

mrnotoriousman@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Take your lying trash back to Truth Social where you'll fit right in

Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com · -23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Lmao, reeeeeeeee! Lies? The police body camera footage is available for you to watch. And no thanks, I think I'll stay right here, chump.

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Video exists showing such an event? Hurry up and link it then. No balls. Support your own argument or fuck off.

shogun5000@lemmy.basedcount.com · -8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm not your Google bitch, chump.

empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Or do you simply not have a source because you know it's made up bullshit? It is not my job to back up your argument for you.

No source, no argument, L+ratio bozo