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c/internetfuneral · by fucker@lemmy.world · 2y

He will sing for you

432 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 2y (5 replies)

15/hr

How long is this song?

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Before we discuss that, please sign this overtime pay waiver

kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

3 minutes but there’s 20 of them nonstop and you have to listen without blinking or breaking eye contact. Otherwise your retinas melt

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I mean if he's paying $15 / hour...

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

dude is paying me double the minimum wage to listen to him sing.

SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

It is the song that doesn’t end.

fucker@lemmy.world MOD · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Reminder: Not every post here need to be "surreal" in any way. This community it just !hmmm@lemmy.world but with text.

Thank you.

shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

I don't think I've ever been so creeped out and yet charmed before.

Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Someone call him

awnery@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y

I meant someone who lived there to legit try it

nucleative@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We could community source $15/hour to fund a Livestream stream

eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

I thought the rules were clear