Dear god...

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23 Comments

BruceCampbellschin@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Depends on the brand, but yeah... Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.

I've had others that are amazing, though. Not many others... Okay, one brand. I don't even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.

WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y (8 replies)

What's going on down there? You guys ok? Please don't ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to....

ares35@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren't in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)... maybe they'd also be up for one based on a 'full english'?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Walgreens is a big player in candy corn

I don't even know how to process that statement.

ares35@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

probably just means one of brachs biggest retail outlets for it.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You eat your fries with mayo.

kadotux@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's gravy 🤤

Bo7a@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Egg-based gravy is awesome on fries!

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

🤮

Amilo159@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

How about mackerel in tomato sauce?

duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

I've had them. They are bad.

Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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tipicaldik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Yes! Taste's just like a Payday bar...

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I do like candy corn. But this is not candy corn, this is evil in candy corn form.

finestnothing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"We must surmise that it is not of this earth..."

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

eran_morad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Marros@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though

ieightpi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I love candy corn. But this is...is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?

runswithjedi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
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Kerrigor@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)
mephiska@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y

"Flavoed"

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I would prefer the kind that makes its own gravy when you pour water on it.

ieightpi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Seriously, what does it taste like?