c/lemmyshitpost · by Exusia@lemmy.world · 2yLike it or not, I won 631 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Pandantic@midwest.social · 46 pts · 2y
It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.
dabster291@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y
Squdward
Pandantic@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
Thanks.
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
Username reverse uno!
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 26 pts · 2y
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y
I like how every community is in festive fall mood <3
kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net · 19 pts · 2y
Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Got a link?
kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 2y
Well, that's not nice... my mom would never fuck a turkey... not on thanksgiving anyaway.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.
modifier@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y
Maybe if the turkey were sick
Xeknos@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
If they weren’t before they were afterwards.
Some say it’s turkey STIs.
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
That many, huh... maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 3 pts · 2y
Was it alive?
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 2 pts · 2y
What did it sound like?
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
What, me and my sister doing the dirty?
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 3 pts · 2y
No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional "shlup, shlup"... my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog's name for some reason 🤔.
Ironfist@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
"thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh" huh maybe im parent material after all
nodsocket@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why is the seasoning white?
nexussapphire@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
It's kernel sanders secret white sauce.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
Cream of somyon guai
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What did they win?