Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.
Sharks don't actually like the taste of humans because we're a little too lean. So they won't actively hunt you unless they're starving. There's only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There's many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.
A big herbivore will fk you up because he's having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition.
Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight.
Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you're in a path of a stampede.
Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.
How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.
There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn't hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says "Death by a flying cow".
It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.
I literally walked into my grandparents' garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.
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Rudee@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y
Cows kill more people every year than sharks do
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y
And that's only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.
Shard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.
Sharks don't actually like the taste of humans because we're a little too lean. So they won't actively hunt you unless they're starving. There's only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There's many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.
A big herbivore will fk you up because he's having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you're in a path of a stampede.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.
How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.
Rudee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Speak for yourself, I haven't spent any time coming anywhere near a cow
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
That was not what I meant.
explodicle@local106.com · 1 pts · 2y
OMG I didn't even notice your username until just now!
x4740N@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Your username should have been cows_are_udderated
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Lmao
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Octopus1348@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 2y
There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn't hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says "Death by a flying cow". It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Achievement unlocked: Get killed by a flying cow.
Octopus1348@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 2y
I saw a comment that read "Bro got the rarest death message 💀"
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
Even tho cows are cool as hell, don't mess with them if you don't know them. Especially bulls can easily kill you(and they will do).
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I literally walked into my grandparents' garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.
BachenBenno@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
Can't be mad at her, considering all the beef people eat
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.
don@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!
Drusas@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Be glad she wasn't a moose.
Armand1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This looks like my old student accommodation
wieson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Made my brain autofill the rest of the image with the cow standing on two legs and having human arms.
hltdev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
just wants to use your phone bro
spudwart@spudwart.com · 1 pts · 2y
Cows are angry little vengeance creatures.
They know, and they want retribution.