Imma have to stand up for geese here, I've known a few.
If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two
After about three years, they'll be your best mates
Then one day, you won't have your dog with you, and you'll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts
10 Comments
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The third is always the scariest.
unreachable@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Now that is a genre of photography I need to see more of
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Imma have to stand up for geese here, I've known a few.
If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two
After about three years, they'll be your best mates
Then one day, you won't have your dog with you, and you'll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
What? This is brilliant... Please, do tell more
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Not much to tell, other than dandelion leaves are like crack to geese
Use them as you see fit, and watch the world of geese friendship unfurl before you
0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Are we on a duck roll now 😂?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.
bmsok@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
When the goose is loose you better believe you'll regret it in the future
FakinUpCountryDegen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I bless the rain down there anyway