Sorry, you were talking to my night alter ego.

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spacecadet@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I deeply regret to inform you that I no longer want to “eat your booty like groceries”

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The dayman definitely still eats booty like groceries over here. But we won't need the goat.

Mossheart@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y

Fighter of the Nightman!

Redhotkurt@kbin.social · 32 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Sry but you're too late, I already paid a visit to Post Nut Clarity bank

WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sometimes I wish I could enjoy this type of nut up front...

unreachable@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

PostPre Nut Clarity

WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

The best the a wise and modern man can hope for is "don't put your dick into crazy" but sometimes even that's hard to resist 😇

glimse@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is just a standard meme, not a microblog meme

Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thank you! I thought I was having a stroke or my app was out of sync or something. This is like the 3rd post in a row on my feed with a post that doesn't match the community.

glimse@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fedivierse users seem to care even less about posts being appropriate for the community they're posted in than redditors. This clearly isn't the right place for this post (the community description specifically says screenshots from Twitter/Mastodon/etc) but here we are

Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

I honestly think the inverse. I see it more on Reddit than Lemmy. Especially from bot accounts. I'd say it's a symptom of growing users and traffic. But that's just IMO

Emerald@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Looks like the twitter text formatting to me

Emerald@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Image Transcription: Meme


When you text someone at night on some freaky mood and they respond well into the morning trying to continue

[An image of a girl laying down, on a couch, with one of her arms positioned behind her head. The text "The sun is out, I'm pure again" overlays the image.]

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hitting a little too close to home. How much do you know?

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You keep leaving me drunk messages.

Siethron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

So you're the one trying to follow up in the morning

tronx4002@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Image search tells me it's Kendall Jenner, but I don't know if I've ever actually seen her or her show in my life, so can't confirm.