c/programmerhumor · by Y2K38@lemmy.one · 2yevery damn time ... 410 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
auf@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y
drive_desaster@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it
7eter@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Therealmglitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Rule 1. Never trust anybody
Not even yourself, or the code, Or the computer
tourist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
SinJab0n@mujico.org · 2 pts · 2y
Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:
odium@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.
skulblaka@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?
eratic@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 2y
I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.
https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
just a tip: i believe you can embed images using
WoodlandAlliance@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
CyberCatBytes@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways
dullbananas@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/issues/123