I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man.

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crypticthree@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Eight year olds dude

SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

tetrachromacy@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

SHOMER SHABBOS!

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

secretly Jesus was a rabbi and cared very much about Shabbos.

Zeram@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Yeah but that creep can roll man

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I love Liam and his belly wiggle.