You're a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It's a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.

famousringo@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y

Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That's nuts! Hahaha

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.

Custoslibera@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Alternatively: ‘1 Minute without Henry Kissinger’

Also cause for celebration.

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

God damn right it is.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they've gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Thank you OP for making this happen, you're a real G

Guajojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I was here Nov-2023

Jakdracula@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGV6lvNTR4

Jakdracula@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You're like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y

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samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's gone where the goblins go, below, below, below.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Henry Kissinger, how I’m missing ya

But not really. The world is a brighter place today.