Hang in there!

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starbreaker@kbin.social · 49 pts · 2y (13 replies)
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GrimSheeper@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (7 replies)

There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

they'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

What else are the GOP doing right now?

Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I think it's more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.

starbreaker@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

After? You expecting them to put it back first?

starbreaker@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
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AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

oh no what have you created

starbreaker@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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kamenlady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes.

Beneath the porcelain skin.

starbreaker@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
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afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.

WoodlandAlliance@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
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jjagaimo@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

chromeo@leminal.space · 7 pts · 2y

Thank you

GombeenSysadmin@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

We're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there's plenty!

Emerald@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva

Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger...

Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.

AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2y

Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.