I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it's about to eat your soul.

clothes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says "Whimsical Porch Rock" because the name is vital to the experience.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y

The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

[from Harrison, OH]

Oh I see. Carry on.

GreenIcePear@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

These rocks having better teeth than I do :O

nexguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing...

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

db2@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

sigh

Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

unzips

Taleya@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Langoliers

Retrograde@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Now it's back, in whimsical porch rock form!

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I wanted pogs...

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

someguy3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

bellly@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They remind me of steve harvey lol

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Only smarter.

1050053@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

New Death Grips confirmed.

Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

LifeOfChance@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

$10 each or for all? I'd buy them for sure. I'd hide them around the property to mess with people.

Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Probably a piece, those false teeth probably cost a buck or two a piece and then factoring in the time and effort to either chisel out or melt a cavity into the rock for the teeth to go into

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y

Hairless Fizzgig

QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

This sure fills me with whimsey!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y