Fools Gold Loaf.

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36 Comments

Ranvier@sopuli.xyz · 56 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Don't forget to wash it down after with this:

Original picture source: https://naijasuperfans.com/stomach-churning-photos-capture-the-worst-food-abominations/

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

Reminds me of the Mississippi queen from Regular Show

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This isn't significantly more revolting than a standard Bloody Mary; the entire idea of tomato juice is disgusting, it's just thin and bland tomato soup and if you chill it it's even worse. It's a waste of vodka, not good vodka mind you, but you could have had a perfectly fine screwdriver with that vodka!

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Bloody Maries are fantastic when eating grilled meat and trying to get drunk.

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 2y

That is a crime against humanity.

Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That image makes my eyes want to vomit.

Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
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db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 2y

This looks absolutely disgusting

skybreaker@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

And like the Hobbits, how many did we eat? That's right, 4.

Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

Talnar@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Reminiscent of a beef-wellington

Skua@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y

We're gonna have to call it a beef washington then

BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've tried an actual fools gold loaf once. I dont get it. The crunchy bacon ruins the texture of peanut butter, jam and soft bread.

chaogomu@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y

I imagine it's that combo of salty, savory, and sweet that draws you in.

But from the description I found online, it's way too much of each part to even seem like a good idea.

I could see those elements on toast though... You get the crunch of the toast and the bacon, that would handle the texture aspect.

Then just having a spread of peanut butter and jam instead of full jars would complement the savory of the bacon better.

The description of the loaf specifies grape jelly... I'd swap that out for something like a marmalade for some more acid to balance things out.

weariedfae@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What is this? If I search for fools gold loaf it just says it's a pb&j&bacon hoagie. Whatever is pictured in the meme looks interesting.

Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ohh it's called a cube burger

zzx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Cube burger. Holy shit

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

All I found was a Slovenian restaurant

archonet@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

isn't this the thing that killed Elvis?

Buffaloaf@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

No, that's anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis's death.

TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

If you can't shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.

archonet@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y

I can feel my arteries hardening from here

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

As someone with a weak stomach

This would kill me

x4740N@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That is literally enough for an entire day worth of food

jose1324@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I am positive this is more than the daily 2200 calories

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 2y

That's a week of food for some people.

ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It may, in fact, be in excess of recommended caloric intake. I would not be surprised if there were more than 2000 calories in this photo.

x4740N@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

I count the calories I eat and that looks likes a day's worth of food

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hella wanna try one of these.

Delphia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

https://youtu.be/sta-kHfOzeE?si=56sSwtwDwfovXLPh

Use this basic method and whatever fillings you like, although beef, mushrooms and cheese is amazing. Ive made a very nice pork one too.

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OpenStars@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

And then empty it back out again immediately thereafter, for the uninitiated.:-|

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You mean the arteries right Legolas?

TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let me introduce you to my personal arch nemesis:

Scottish chippers and their deep fried mars bars.

A close second is your Irish deli with a breakfast roll.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

I've had deep fried Snickers before, it's a common thing to see at fairs, they're a tasty heart attack on a stick.

the_of_and_a_to@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

I'd like to disagree. You can't be hungry if you pass out after eating it, which I would definitely do.