The logic is absolutely without flaw

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Riccosuave@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 2y (2 replies)

dadGPT@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (1 reply)

the sun is bright, this guy on the other hand....

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y

...Makes the rest if us look smarter!

It has it's uses, that's all I'm gonna say

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 59 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I totally agree. corrolarily, I'm always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us

CoolMatt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And they should move all the deer crossing signs to different roads so the deer don't have to cross where they're so likely to get hit

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Hahaha, damn right!

affiliate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i can’t believe no one else has thought of this, especially since we know how good clouds are at holding water

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Exactly, they're sky sponges, we've mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it's some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.

Write your local congressman

Show them how useful clouds can be

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NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

This is how Libertarians see government.

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Well fuck, Republicans are right, the Department of Education is a waste of money.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why didn't they just put sun at night though?

don@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Don't trust this guy. He's clearly a shill for Big Sun.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

That's some real water is wet insight right there, 10/10

manucode@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 2y (11 replies)

And from whom does the moon get its light? \s

Echinoderm@aussie.zone · 32 pts · 2y

It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

jettrscga@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hmm that can't be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

The moon's... further.

JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

That’s what the government wants you to believe.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought it was close to us.

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KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

Poggervania@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

The moon is a solar panel superstructure

source: trust me bro

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Jesus the moon definitely got it's light from him

verysoft@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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sour@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

no question ._.

Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com · 6 pts · 2y

Ah Terry Pratchett. Mortimer was it, right? I have mostly read the French translations so I might be wrong here.