c/Ukraine_UA · by lusterko@kbin.social · 2y

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish! Russia’s Naval-Defense Dolphins May Have Escaped.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/11/29/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish-russias-naval-defense-dolphins-may-have-escaped/?sh=7f63bd417aea

A storm breached the pens, in Sevastopol harbor in occupied Crimea, where the Russian navy kept its specially-trained dolphins.

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Alchemy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

They were playing the long con.

TechDiver@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

Lmao i hope they join ukraine

Z3k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I thought war dolphin was a gdi tech

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Uhhh... allies??? To counter giant squid?

hell March plays in background

Land_Strider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Warning: Chronosphere activated!

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In 2019, a beluga wearing a harness labeled “Equipment St. Petersburg” appeared in Norwegian waters, far from his species’ normal Arctic habitat, after apparently escaping a Russian enclosure.

Norwegian biologists named the beluga Hvaldimir. They since have tracked him swimming south toward Sweden. “It could be that he’s searching for other beluga whales,” Sebastian Strand, a marine biologist with the OneWhale organization, told The Guardian. Tragically, Hvaldimir is swimming in the wrong direction to meet another member of his species.

It's like reading a greentext.

SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

TFW I haven't had sex in 4 years because I have no sense of direction.

bedrooms@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Special dolphin operation

Edit: Special dolphin relocation

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

relocation

One another proof they are very intelligent.